Honestly, I Could Probably Program Something Better

[l33tminion]

[Comcast Rep] > I'll be happy to assist you today.
[Comcast Rep] > How are you today, Samuel?
[Me] > fine
[Comcast Rep] > It's nice to hear that you're doing fine today.

Apparently Comcast's reps are trained by ELIZA.

Update: The forms which Comcast previously said they'd send me to handle transferring the account for our house to me from a housemate apparently don't exist. Neither does the procedure for transferring an account, evidently. The CS Rep suggested showing up at the local service center in person, and I was tempted to say "with a hammer?", but I resisted.

Comments

[chiaki777.livejournal.com]

oh god. that's beyond awesome.