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l33tminion) wrote2008-09-26 03:25 pm
l33tminion) wrote2008-09-26 03:25 pm
A Bit of Overdue Schadenfreude
Jack Thompson, that raving, unprofessional, maniac of a lawyer has been disbarred forever. How disbarred is he? I have compiled and edited the best answers from the previous for your edification:
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't file briefs in his underwear drawer.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed to read Shakespeare.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't practice in a basketball court.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even subpoena colada!
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he had to start drinking at home. :`-(
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't file briefs in his underwear drawer.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed to read Shakespeare.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't practice in a basketball court.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even subpoena colada!
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he had to start drinking at home. :`-(
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