"Pirates Don't Use Grammarrr"

Arrr, me hearties! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! 'Tis a most auspicious day, and me and me mates be celabratin' in a grand pirate mannarrr. The school be boarded, the Jolly Rodger run up, and many a sea chantey sung, in honor o' the occasion. Aye, 'tis a good time to be a pirate. (But 'tis always a good time to be a pirate. Yarrr.)

The week was full o' toil, but there was still time for some adventarrr... But I'll spin ye that yarn latearrr. I've earned me some much-deserved rest.

Be ye well. Arrr...