A Tale of True Love and Commerce

One amusing bit of news: On Monday, the US Chamber of Commerce held a press conference announcing a total reversal of their position on anti-climate-change legislation. But during that part at the end (you know, "If you know of any reason why this spokesperson and these journalists should not be joined in holy press conference, speak now" etc.), some guy with a suspicious looking goatee burst in shouting, "NOOOOOO! That man is an impostor!" And then the journalists asked, "Does this mean you don't love me and/or the environment after all?" and COC guy was all like, "Hey, sweetheart, I don't have any new news for you per se but we already had a press conference." And then the press eloped with the Yes Men anyways because it doesn't matter who buys the expensive press campaigns, the media will always be with the ones they find truly entertaining.